My Circle of Shameful Criticism

(In no particular order...)

I'm still staying up too late,

Still dirty & disheveled,

Still lazy,

Still unattractive,

Still lacking ambition,

Still unfocused,

Still monolingual,

Still without a woman,

Still not in LOVE,

Still masturbating (too much),

Still in Philadelphia,

Still not traveling,

Still unemployed,

Still without friends,

Still without a sense of fashion,

Still without a sense of humor,

Still not reading enough,

Still skinny,

Still eating junk food,

Still without a family,

Still lonely,

Still without any purpose,

Still a shut in,

Still invisible...

(This could go on and on)